Luckily the airlines gave us a full credit for the airfare and we went to Hawaii instead and had a wonderful time. Even better we had a ~$500 travel voucher a piece for the price difference in the two tickets. We got our tropical island honeymoon taken care of in spades but figured we should also do the romantic Paris thing as well (thus the title "Honeymoon Part Deax").
My point here is I've neglected my blogging for the past month, so I will do "twitter style blogging" each day we're in Paris to keep friends and family apprised of our adventures.
However, I don't think the hotel has free wi-fi